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The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

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'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"We can't even admit we work here."

"Today on ask Sadie, I'll be address oe single question...why do so many people who have no business raising kids, have kids..."

Jackie Weaver

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

Things you can't do much about...what you can do....

"Engaging people in local democracy should be at the core of everything that we do!"