Neighborhood Drama Enthusiast T-Shirts

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'Our neighbour has bought a new car again...'

'My shorthand's a bit rust, but here's the best of last nights row...'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

(Used to be) END.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Dog Work Ethics

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'How very Putney!'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.