Neighborhood Drama Enthusiast T-Shirts

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'Our neighbour has bought a new car again...'

'My shorthand's a bit rust, but here's the best of last nights row...'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

(Used to be) END.

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'How very Putney!'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'