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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Law 'N' Order

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

Richard gets the third degree.

"I'm so glad that you enjoyed our little dinner and that you didn't taste the poison!"

The hijacking bear.

'Curses. . . It's Super Ticklish. If we only knew his weakness.'