Neighborhood Drama Fan Mugs

"Still not getting along with the neighbors?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Our crime figures are down!'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Law 'N' Order

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

How TV Causes Violence

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'You got a search warrant?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

Richard gets the third degree.

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

"I'm so glad that you enjoyed our little dinner and that you didn't taste the poison!"

'Curses. . . It's Super Ticklish. If we only knew his weakness.'