Ribbons Gifts

'It's her birthday!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

Best in Heat.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Office Hazing

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

Ribbon

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"I don't think flicking rubber bands is helping matters, ..."

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

A snake attempts to wrap a present

"It's an apathy awareness ribbon."

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

Rhythmic Gymnast

'This one's for hair loss awareness'