Ribbons Prints

'It's her birthday!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Best in Heat.

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Office Hazing

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Presidential Medal of Freedom

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

Ribbon

"I don't think flicking rubber bands is helping matters, ..."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

A snake attempts to wrap a present

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

"It's an apathy awareness ribbon."

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

Rhythmic Gymnast