Rhyme Royale Gifts

Poetic Justice

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry Buff.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Football Royalty

Goldie.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

Old Macdonald had a problem.