Rhyme Royale Prints

Poetic Justice

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry Buff.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

Goldie.

Football Royalty

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

Old Macdonald had a problem.

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'