Retro Wardrobes Gifts

'The eighties are in fashion.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"He's deliciously vintage."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You've got night fever."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Mid-century Father

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

A train's dining car is a diner.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

"He used to own a muscle car."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"