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'The eighties are in fashion.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"He's deliciously vintage."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You've got night fever."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Mid-century Father

"I miss the old cubicles."

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Like, Real Gone...

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Uncle Sam Fashion

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"He used to own a muscle car."