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"Thank you for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me."

"I couldn't find any candles, so I used your lava lamp."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"He's deliciously vintage."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Mid-century Father

"I miss the old cubicles."

Austin Powers

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

"He used to own a muscle car."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

Bell Bottom Pants

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

'Hey, we're in style!'

"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."