Retro Room Designer T-Shirts

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Mid-century Father

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"I miss the old cubicles."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Like, Real Gone...

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Cave Wallpaper

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

The days before television

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

'Developer' shocked by price of 'Retrofitting needs' on old building

"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

Victorian Fashion

"You'll love it. It's a newly restored 300,00-year-old brownstone with oodles of authentic charm."

Laga Lamp.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Man tries on cape

'The eighties are in fashion.'

"Thank you for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me."

Tried Pot

"Salt mill?"

Builders

'Glenda - why not be like other girls and stick your pin-ups on the wall?'

Square Igloo: 'Bloody 60's architecture!'

"I couldn't find any candles, so I used your lava lamp."

"I'll send you to any century you wish! But choose carefully because when you get there, you'll be black."