Retro Room Designer T-Shirts

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Mid-century Father

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"I miss the old cubicles."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Like, Real Gone...

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Cave Wallpaper

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

The days before television

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

'Developer' shocked by price of 'Retrofitting needs' on old building

"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

Victorian Fashion

"You'll love it. It's a newly restored 300,00-year-old brownstone with oodles of authentic charm."

Laga Lamp.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'The eighties are in fashion.'

"Salt mill?"

Builders

'Glenda - why not be like other girls and stick your pin-ups on the wall?'

Square Igloo: 'Bloody 60's architecture!'

"I'll send you to any century you wish! But choose carefully because when you get there, you'll be black."