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'Developer' shocked by price of 'Retrofitting needs' on old building

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I found the termites!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Groovy Baby

Technological advances within the office.

Mid-century Father

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."