Retro Sitcom Lover Gifts

"I know, dear - but there's such a thing as carrying office politics too far."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Situation Tragedy.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Larry David

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Bunny TV.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."

"C-Span is our reality television."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"