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"I know, dear - but there's such a thing as carrying office politics too far."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Larry David

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

Bunny TV.

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

W.C.Fields

"C-Span is our reality television."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."