Retired Gp Gifts

Thousands of GPs volunteered to return to NHS

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sees sign at institution: 'Home for the Disgusted'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"I once loved a parade."