Retired Gp Gifts

Thousands of GPs volunteered to return to NHS

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

Man sees sign at institution: 'Home for the Disgusted'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"I once loved a parade."