Resume Rockstar Gifts

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Bob, we know that you can do the job, even though you did exaggerate your resume.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

He played the infamous suicide note.

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

"From rocker to rocker."

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

Now playing 'Downsized and out' - a movie based on Ed Benson's resume.

Ferrero Rocker

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Tell me why you want to work for Schimpf and associates?"

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'