Restaurant Fanatic Gifts

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

La Table

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Needs salt!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Benihana style of cooking.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."