"I could help but it's not really my area of expertise. My genius is more the squandering kind."
Resource Squanderer Gifts
Are you searching for a playful gift for the resource squanderer who’s all about creative chaos? Our collection features clever, funny items that highlight their flair for living large and making every resource count—sometimes a little too much. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts and comfy pillows, find the perfect way to celebrate their zest for life and their somewhat reckless flair. Show your appreciation with a thoughtful gift that captures their wild, inventive spirit and makes every day a little more fun.
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
Scarcity
'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'
"Would it kill you to compost?"
The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.
'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'
"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"
Reuse it or lose it.
"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."
'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'
Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.
We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.
Recycle or ruin the planet?
"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."
"I modified the symbol for accuracy."
Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions
We're polishing our brand.
'Harnessing the Black Hole.'
NYC Department of Sanitation
'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'
"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."
Message in a Plastic Bottle
You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!
Bummer Time Streaming
Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine
'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'
'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'
Urban Compost Heap.
World Meat Consumptiom
Gluttony and Famine
Bulltoon: Insatiabull.
"He was a real fan of recycling."
Dutch Apple Core Pie .
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid
Resource Squanderer Gifts Collection
Resource Squanderer Mugs
Explore more witty and fun mugs designed for resource squanderers—perfect for adding a splash of humor to their morning routine.
Resource Squanderer Pillows
Discover humorous pillows that honor the resource squanderer's wild, generous style—ideal for cozy spaces that reflect their lively personality.
Resource Squanderer Prints
Browse our prints that showcase the resource squanderer's creative chaos, adding character and humor to any room.
Resource Squanderer T-Shirts
Find amusing and clever t-shirts that celebrate the resource squanderer's spirited, over-the-top approach to creativity and resourcefulness.