Time Spender Gifts

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Keep the econoimy moving

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Run in the Family

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

Bummer Time Streaming

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

'I feel like doing a little writing tonight. Where's the checkbook?'