Time Spender Gifts

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Run in the Family

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Bummer Time Streaming

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'I feel like doing a little writing tonight. Where's the checkbook?'