Money Waster Gifts

"Since I've been coming here, I've lost pounds. £150 to be exact!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Run in the Family

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Bummer Time Streaming

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

Urban Compost Heap.