Resource Squanderer T-Shirts

"I could help but it's not really my area of expertise. My genius is more the squandering kind."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Reuse it or lose it.

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

Bummer Time Streaming

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Urban Compost Heap.

World Meat Consumptiom

Gluttony and Famine

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid