Repossessions Gifts

Reverse Mortgage.

Alien Assumption

Lockdown casserole

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Demonic Repossession.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

Repossessions

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'The special today is scraps.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Homeowner please help."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

A bank swallows a home.

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

Foreclosure

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'Sure, kids! You're welcome with us...'til we all get kicked out!

'She couldn't keep up with the mortgage repayments.'