Repossessions Mugs

Reverse Mortgage.

Alien Assumption

Lockdown casserole

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Demonic Repossession.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

Repossessions

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"Homeowner please help."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'The special today is scraps.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Foreclosure

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

A bank swallows a home.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

The Life Cycle of Cholent