Repossession Agent Mugs

'I'm sorry but Mr. Glass is away from his desk.'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Reverse Mortgage.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Meet Santa's entourage

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Demonic Repossession.

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Clandestine cows.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."