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'I'm sorry but Mr. Glass is away from his desk.'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Meet Santa's entourage

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

Reverse Mortgage.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Demonic Repossession.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'