Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!
Repossessor Gifts
Searching for a gift for a repossessor? Our collection offers fun and witty products that acknowledge their critical role in finance and recovery. Perfect for professionals who handle tough situations with a sense of humor, these items add a lighthearted touch to their serious work. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, find something that speaks to their resilience and sharp mind.
Repossessions
"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."
"I see you've security marked your property."
The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'
Reverse Mortgage.
"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."
The Move.
Demonic Repossession.
Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...
Lost Property - Missing Head
Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'
William and Real Estate
ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.
Monk confessing to a devil.
'Stick on Souls'
Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'
"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."
"Dancing with the liquidators."
'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'
"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."
"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."
"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"
"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."
'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'
'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'
"It speaks to my desire to spend money."
'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'
The Land Grab: Then and Now
"I love real estate. It's so tangible."
"I've sold my airspace."
Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice
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Repossessor Gifts Collection
Repossessor Mugs
Looking for more gift ideas? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty messages for repossessors — a perfect way to start their day with humor.
Repossessor Pillows
Add some humor to any room with pillows featuring witty slogans about the repossession job. Fun, comfortable, and memorable.
Repossessor Prints
Decorate their space with prints that humorously celebrate the repossession profession. Stylish and cheeky designs for any office or home.
Repossessor T-Shirts
Browse our selection of t-shirts for professionals and fans of repossessing. Find a humorous or stylish design to suit any casual occasion.