Repossessor Pillows

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

Repossessions

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"I see you've security marked your property."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

The Move.

Demonic Repossession.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Lost Property - Missing Head

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

William and Real Estate

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

The Land Grab: Then and Now

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

"I've sold my airspace."

Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice

For Sale