Repossessor Pillows

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

Repossessions

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"I see you've security marked your property."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

The Move.

Demonic Repossession.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Lost Property - Missing Head

William and Real Estate

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'Stick on Souls'

Monk confessing to a devil.

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice

"I've sold my airspace."

For Sale

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."