Facing Repossession Gifts

'Well, our house was worth £350k when the bank repossessed it.'

One morning, Eric woke up to discover that the Bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house. . .

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Reverse Mortgage.

Demonic Repossession.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Repossessions

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Homeowner please help."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

A bank swallows a home.

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'