Facing Repossession Gifts

'Well, our house was worth £350k when the bank repossessed it.'

One morning, Eric woke up to discover that the Bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house. . .

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Reverse Mortgage.

Demonic Repossession.

Home Foreclosed Home.

Repossessions

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Homeowner please help."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

A bank swallows a home.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'