Facing Foreclosure Gifts

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'It's a foreclosure notice from our bank - along with an application for a new credit card.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Walking away from mortgages.

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

'Sure, kids! You're welcome with us...'til we all get kicked out!

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

A bank swallows a home.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'40% of middle class wealth wiped out! Just gone?...'

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

"Homeowner please help."

'She couldn't keep up with the mortgage repayments.'

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

Foreclosure

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'