House Foreclosure Gifts

"Honey, we’re homeless ..."

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"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

Americans More Optimistic

"Homeowner please help."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Foreclosed horse

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

"I love what you've done to the house."

A bank swallows a home.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

Foreclosure

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'It's a handy household device that helps calculate your negative equity'