Losing A Home Gifts

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'It was only a matter of time before the economy started affecting us.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Nest building

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'I'm on my way dear!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"Homeowner please help."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

"My little birdie flew the nest and then moved back home to live in the basement."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."