Home Repossession Gifts

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'Don't bother, mate, we've been repossessed.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I found the termites!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Reverse Mortgage.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Demonic Repossession.

Home Foreclosed Home.

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Repossessions

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Americans More Optimistic

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Homeowner please help."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"Lift your stems."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

A bank swallows a home.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

Foreclosure

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'