Home Repossession Gifts

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'Don't bother, mate, we've been repossessed.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I found the termites!'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Reverse Mortgage.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Demonic Repossession.

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Repossessions

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Homeowner please help."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"Lift your stems."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

Foreclosure

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

A bank swallows a home.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'