Home Foreclosure Gifts

'The fact that it's roomy is a plus if you're ever foreclosed on your house.'

Foreclosure

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

"Homeowner please help."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Foreclosed horse

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

A bank swallows a home.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"I love what you've done to the house."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'It's a handy household device that helps calculate your negative equity'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'