Experiencing Foreclosure Gifts

Home Foreclosed Home.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Homeowner please help."

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

A bank swallows a home.

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

Foreclosure

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

"Don't think of this as losing our lease, think of it as enjoying an open-space work environment."

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

'Sure, kids! You're welcome with us...'til we all get kicked out!

"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."