Experiencing Foreclosure Pillows

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Occupy Budget Balancing

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"Homeowner please help."

Americans More Optimistic

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

A bank swallows a home.

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

Foreclosure

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'

"Don't think of this as losing our lease, think of it as enjoying an open-space work environment."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'