Foreclosure Philosopher Pillows

'Here's another sign the housing market still hasn't fully recovered.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Jay McInerney

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

How does she get her grass so green?

Legends of Hold Music

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

Bank of Mum and Dad.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'Sold?...Sold?...S-O-L-D?...What the hell does that mean?'

'That resembles the look on my banker's face when he foreclosed on my house.'

'I need someone who can relate to failure.'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER