Real Estate Philosopher Pillows

"Ah yes, 'The Three Little Pigs', a cautionary tale of insufficient real estate market analysis."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Sold his air rights."

Mouse real estate!

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'This is close enough.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

House building chart (like steps).

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Real estate salesman.

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"This one is a steal at 1.5 Million."

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

Selling Online.

'Sold?...Sold?...S-O-L-D?...What the hell does that mean?'