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'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"I prefer the term "urban timeshare" to "homeless shelter".

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Efficiency tombs available"

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

'Is the fire included?'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'