Real Estate Philosopher Mugs

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

"Sold his air rights."

'This is close enough.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

House building chart (like steps).

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Real estate salesman.

"This one is a steal at 1.5 Million."

"Good news! The economy is staging a comeback..."

'Sold?...Sold?...S-O-L-D?...What the hell does that mean?'

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

Selling Online.

US Housing Market