Home Foreclosure Mugs

'The fact that it's roomy is a plus if you're ever foreclosed on your house.'

Foreclosure

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The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Occupy Budget Balancing

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Foreclosed horse

"Homeowner please help."

Americans More Optimistic

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

A bank swallows a home.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

Frank and Ernest's updated fables. Straw, wood, brick what does it matter? Our houses are all under water anyway.

"I love what you've done to the house."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'