Loss Of Home Gifts

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Did you miss me?

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

The journey's end

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Broken Heart

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Dog Statue

"He had a full two weeks."

Right Here

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."