Loss Of Home Pillows

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Did you miss me?

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

The journey's end

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Broken Heart

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Right Here

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Dog Statue

"He had a full two weeks."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."