Broken Home Pillows

'Your father's seeing another drunk...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Gardener

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I found the termites!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Candle Portraits.