Changing Homes Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Allotment

Gardener

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Doing the borders.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"And this is our media room."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.