Changing Homes Prints

"Tarzan didn't want to downsize, but he took an early retirement – and then Jane got the axe."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Allotment

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"And this is our media room."

Second hand furniture.