Changing Living Arrangements Pillows

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

Let's get organized

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

A DIY disaster.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'