Living Situation Changes Pillows

'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Is Driving Doomed?

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."