New Life Adjustments Pillows

Just Married

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Happy Days are here again

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Springtime rabbits.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Do-over

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"My joints... are almost done"

Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

Every Day is a Gift

New Year baby

The road less traveled.