New Life Adjustments Gifts

Just Married

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Springtime rabbits.

Happy Days are here again

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Do-over

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"My joints... are almost done"

Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

Every Day is a Gift

"Heavens, what have I done?!"